anything and everything on my mind. from superstition to religion. superheroes to superzerosmovies, music, photography and art. hotties and not-Eeks. i post and repost, blog and reblog. this is my opinion. don't agree? to each her own. nFlm ;)
~ Thursday, June 26 ~
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sherlocklexa:

injured-fallen-angel:

dean-rising-demon:

funnyandhilarious:

The Most Passive Aggressive German Invasion

no guys you don’t understand what this means: when germany wins a football game many germans pass the border honking and with about ten little flags fixed at their car. when germany loses a game many dutch people drive through german towns close to the netherlands with their cars painted with their flag. AND YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE IS A GAME BETWEEN NETHERLANDS AND GERMANY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE LITERALLY DRIVE CRAZY. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO REALLY LEAVE THEIR ROOM AFTER THEIR TEAM MADE A GOAL TO DRIVE TO THE OTHER COUNTRY TO ANNOY THEIR NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY

What the fuck i didnt knew this and i live in germany

YOU FUCKERS SETTLE THE FLYING FUCK DOWN BECAUSE SHIT IS GOING TO BE TOLD THAT WILL CURL YOUR TOENAILS UP
I LIFE 20 FLEEING MINUTES AWAY FROM THE NETHERLANDS AND WHENEVER THOSE ORANGE FUCKERS TRY TO EVEN PLAY AGAINST US EUROPE IS ON THE BORDER OF ANOTHER WAR BECAUSE WE WONT JUST DIE WE WILL LURE YOU WITH US . THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT
20 FUKKIN MINUTES JUST IMAGINE IT STONES FLY THROUGH GLASSES, LAST TIME WE PLAYED AND GERMAN (OF COURSE) WON ONE OF THAT CHEESE WHEEL ROLLING WOOD SHOE WEARING TULIPEATERS PAINTED OUR NEIGHBOURS HOUSE ORANGE . ORANGE. IT BURNS IN MY EYES, ITS ACID IN MY GODDAMN BLACK RED GOLD TINTED RETINAITS A DISGRACE PEOPLE SCREAM, ITS 2012 AGAIN AND THE WORLD IS SLOWLY GOING THROUGH HELL AGAIN STORES DONT SELL US THINGS ANYMORE GERMANS STOMP THROUGH FIELDS OF FUCKING TULIPS THE NETHERLANDS AND GERMANY ARE SLOWLY CLAWING THROUGH THE EYES OF THE OTHER PERSONS CARS HONKPEOPLE SCREAMCHEESE IS THROWNBEER IS WASTEDITS WAR

CHEESE IS THROWN
BEER IS WASTED
ITS WAR!!!!!!

sherlocklexa:

injured-fallen-angel:

dean-rising-demon:

funnyandhilarious:

The Most Passive Aggressive German Invasion

no guys you don’t understand what this means: when germany wins a football game many germans pass the border honking and with about ten little flags fixed at their car. when germany loses a game many dutch people drive through german towns close to the netherlands with their cars painted with their flag. AND YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE IS A GAME BETWEEN NETHERLANDS AND GERMANY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE LITERALLY DRIVE CRAZY. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO REALLY LEAVE THEIR ROOM AFTER THEIR TEAM MADE A GOAL TO DRIVE TO THE OTHER COUNTRY TO ANNOY THEIR NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY

What the fuck i didnt knew this and i live in germany

YOU FUCKERS SETTLE THE FLYING FUCK DOWN BECAUSE SHIT IS GOING TO BE TOLD THAT WILL CURL YOUR TOENAILS UP

I LIFE 20 FLEEING MINUTES AWAY FROM THE NETHERLANDS AND WHENEVER THOSE ORANGE FUCKERS TRY TO EVEN PLAY AGAINST US EUROPE IS ON THE BORDER OF ANOTHER WAR BECAUSE WE WONT JUST DIE WE WILL LURE YOU WITH US . THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

20 FUKKIN MINUTES JUST IMAGINE IT
STONES FLY THROUGH GLASSES, LAST TIME WE PLAYED AND GERMAN (OF COURSE) WON ONE OF THAT CHEESE WHEEL ROLLING WOOD SHOE WEARING TULIPEATERS PAINTED OUR NEIGHBOURS HOUSE ORANGE . ORANGE. IT BURNS IN MY EYES, ITS ACID IN MY GODDAMN BLACK RED GOLD TINTED RETINA
ITS A DISGRACE
PEOPLE SCREAM, ITS 2012 AGAIN AND THE WORLD IS SLOWLY GOING THROUGH HELL AGAIN
STORES DONT SELL US THINGS ANYMORE
GERMANS STOMP THROUGH FIELDS OF FUCKING TULIPS
THE NETHERLANDS AND GERMANY ARE SLOWLY CLAWING THROUGH THE EYES OF THE OTHER PERSONS
CARS HONK
PEOPLE SCREAM
CHEESE IS THROWN
BEER IS WASTED
ITS WAR

CHEESE IS THROWN

BEER IS WASTED

ITS WAR!!!!!!

Tags: war beer food dutch german motherfuckers lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHA funneh funny funny shit serious shit
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~ Thursday, February 14 ~
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Be My Valentine - Supernatural

Dean, I love you

Tags: dean winchester supernatural valentine heart gross awesome sexy beast Jensen Ackles Jared Padalecki Sam Winchester love awww cute lol funny funny shit always
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~ Monday, January 14 ~
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(Source: earlsweatshirt)

Tags: lol funny funny shit hilarious
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~ Thursday, January 10 ~
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Tags: lol funny funny shit hilarious Josh Hutcherson liam hemsworth jennifer lawrence taylor swift thg the hunger games Hunger Games catching fire movie short hahahahahah
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~ Sunday, January 6 ~
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Dance Dance Revolution - pt. 4 of 5

Tags: channing tatum saturday night live snl magic mike bane dark knight dark knight rises tom hardy how i met your mother marshall erikson jason segel cameron diaz charlie's angels butt ddr dance dance revolution dancing dancing gif lol
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Dance Dance Revolution - pt. 3 of 5

Tags: eliza dushku bring it on jay and silent bob mall rats dogma mark ruffalo hulk avengers the hulk eternal sunshine of the spotless mind kirsten dunst wednesday Addams Family lurch ddr dance dance revolution dancing lol awesome
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Dance Dance Revolution - pt 1 of 5

Tags: dancing gif dancing dance lol funny cute LOTR Napoleon Dynamite brad pitt kat dennings
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bloodyneptune:

Basically, do not fuck with Australians.

OI! no.

Wolverine was Canadian, eh.

Tags: canadian james howlett logan marvel no oi! wolverine xmen lol nerd yes
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~ Saturday, January 5 ~
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oh, Spike. i miss you

Tags: classic tv show buffy Buffy The Vampire Slayer BTVS spike lol cute funny
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"Oh, well allow me to retort"

- Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

Tags: awesome bang bitch funny funny shit gun lol movie pulp fiction say what again what? jules winnfield john travolta vincent vega quentin tarantino jimmie dimmick
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I wanna fuck you in a hot tub of Pepto Bismol
Tags: Pepto Bismal hubby hilarious foreplay sex fuck lol funny funny shit WTF i snorted
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"Same old shit. Different day"

 - Prince Charming

Snow White and Aurora had a falling out…Again.

Disney crossover

Tags: aurora crossover disney lol prince charming same shit different day sleeping beauty snow white gif not mine
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~ Friday, January 4 ~
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Tags: jake gyllenhaal maggie gyllenhaal heath ledger joker the dark knight batman lol funny funny shit
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thekindestwordforstupidity:

cmcross:

sontaikle:

martinekenblog:

Vincent Van Gogh Cake

This has to be my wedding cake now

ERH MER GERD
SLDKFJASLKDJFALSKDJFKSADJFLKSJDF
DO.
FUCKING.
WANT.



Me: 

My butt:

Me:

thekindestwordforstupidity:

cmcross:

sontaikle:

martinekenblog:

Vincent Van Gogh Cake

This has to be my wedding cake now

ERH MER GERD

SLDKFJASLKDJFALSKDJFKSADJFLKSJDF

DO.

FUCKING.

WANT.

image

Me: 

My butt:

Me:

Tags: cake ass nvm fuck this shit lol wtf nasty
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Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

jeremyloverobsessedmoi:

thebaronessofmars:

image

image

i’m 5ft 2.5 inches

depends on who you ask, me or my doc, but he says i’m a half inch shorter than i really am and I’m like… image

(Source: 69bowchickawowow)

Tags: :P don't lie lol short snapre to me me
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